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SAN FRANCISCO
PUMPING CO.

The pipes are breaking! The flood rises! The walls are built to be breached! ART IS THE GREAT REVEALER! The ones who see, SEE! The ones who don’t, WILL! No false walls, no dry streets, no empty hands! No colorless world, no silent nights, no waiting, no hesitating, no DAMS TO HOLD BACK THE WAVE! Look around! The cracks are forming! The pressure builds! It flows in the hands of those who KNOW! WHO CREATE! WHO BRING LIFE! HOLD FAST, OPEN THE VALVE, JOIN THE CURRENT! FLOOD THE STREETS! FLOOD THE PLANET!

Joe Mazzola Memoriam
April 10, 1917 - August 12, 1989

JOE MAZZOLA’S DREAM LIVES!

Citizens of SAN FRANCISCO, the TIDES are TURNING. UNION PROPHET Joe saw it COMING. The City is gasping for air. The DRAINS ARE OUR LUNGS and the HYDRANTS ARE HOLY. Let ALL BE FREE again, make The City FLOAT. Only once fully submerged we will see what Joe saw: a future where The City FLOWS.

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1950's Korean War Era Emergency Water
I am curious
$ 20.00 USD
Vintage Adjustable Plumbers Wrench
This could be yours!
$ 70.00 USD
Cops N Crooks "Louie The Plumber"
We are serious
$ 33.44 USD
1999 Monstanto Staff Water Bottle
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Lvl: 1 · Flooded: 0% · Goal: 65% · Rats: 2

  
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Joe Mazzola Memoriam
April 10, 1917 - August 12, 1989

SAN FRANCISCO
PUMPING CO.

The pipes are breaking! The flood rises! The walls cannot hold, for they were built to be breached! ART—THE GREAT REVEALER, THE LIFE-GIVER, THE AWAKENER! It seeps, it spills, it MOVES! The ones who see, SEE! The ones who don’t, WILL! No false walls, no dry streets, no empty hands! No colorless world, no silent nights, no waiting, no hesitating, no DAMS TO HOLD BACK THE WAVE! Look around! The cracks are forming! The pressure builds! It flows in the hands of those who KNOW! WHO CREATE! WHO BRING LIFE! HOLD FAST, OPEN THE VALVE, JOIN THE CURRENT! FLOOD THE STREETS! FLOOD THE PLANET!

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JOE MAZZOLA’S DREAM LIVES!

Citizens of San Francisco — THE TIDE IS RISING! Joe Mazzola, UNION PROPHET, SAW IT COMING! The city is not streets and sewers but rivers and currents — the pipes are veins, the drains are lungs, the hydrants are holy!LET THE STREETS FILL UNTIL THE TREES DISAPPEAR! Let Market Street vanish under a shining sheet of water! Let the city FLOAT and SING like a ship unmoored! WE WALK ON WATER. WE DIVE INTO THE AVENUES. WE LET GO OF THE SHORE. Only when the city is fully submerged — only when every alley is a canal, every crosswalk a tidepool — will we see what Joe saw: a future where everything FLOWS, where the old rust breaks loose, where nothing is stuck, and everything moves.

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